9. Disgruntled elves join the North Pole “Occupy” movement, threaten to disrupt Santa’s delivery of coal to G&A art department.
8. G&A social geeks begin to follow @Reindeer5, the notoriously snarky Twitter feed from Comet.
7. Staffers maced in break room melee over client gift baskets.
6. Secret ingredient to annual holiday management iron chef challenge: Reindeer!
5. Team’s perpetual bachelorettes canvas ceiling of their offices with mistletoe (and are subsequently undisturbed until after the holidays).
4. Staff openly eulogize the passing of our motion-activated, African-American Santa Claus.
3. Mid-day slacking off excused as “settling down for a long winter’s nap.”
2. Todd is (again) locked in his office, commanded to come up with “10 (More) Ways You Can Tell That It’s Obviously the Holidays at Gilbert & Associates.”
And the number one way you can tell that it’s obviously the holidays ...
Gilbert & Associates will enjoy a short holiday break. Huzzah!
Our office will be closed December 23, 26, 30 & January 2.
We will have limited staffing December 27, 28 & 29 (9 a.m. to 4 p.m.).
Happy holidays, Mele Kalikimaka, Hauoli Makahiki Hou and mahalo nui loa.
LOL to the reference to the occupy movement....
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