10 (More) Ways You Can Tell That It’s Obviously the Holidays at Gilbert & Associates

10. Daily regimen of antacids distributed via advent calendar.

9. The police aren’t immediately called when Larry dons a fake beard and asks people to sit on his lap.

8. Company develops new iPhone app “Gilblasted!: Holiday Mixology Recipes and Hangover Remedies from G&A.”

7. Elves appear and attempt to tie down our 6’8”graphic designer Al ala Gulliver’s Travels.

6. When a coworker tells us to “go elf yourself,” we don’t take offense.

5. ‘Mele Kalikimaka’ becomes the default ring tone on all company phones.

4. Company’s @GilbertAds Twitter feed transitions from brand mouthpiece to Christmas wish list.

3. Corporal punishment carried out with massive candy cane.

2. Todd is locked in his office and ordered to come up with “10 (More) Ways You Can Tell That It’s Obviously the Holidays at Gilbert & Associates.”

And the number one way you can tell that it’s obviously the holidays ….

Gilbert & Associates will enjoy a short holiday break. Huzzah!

Our office will be closed December 24, 27, 30 and 31. We will have limited staffing December 28 & 29 (9 a.m. to 4 p.m.).

Happy holidays, Mele Kalikimaka, Hauoli Makahiki Hou and mahalo nui loa.