In step with current business trends, Gilbert & Associates has established a marketing ‘Dollar Menu’ chock full of value-oriented options for our budget-conscience clients during this challenging economic time.Order when ready.
$1 : Whitepaper on guerrilla campaign tactics utilizing actual gorillas
$1 : Recycled jingles from mildly successful “Mr. Sprinkles Kitty Litter” campaign
$1 : Flask of pisco hidden in Larry’s filing cabinet
$1 : Rejected print campaign sketches for “Tam’s Clothing-Optional BBQ” restaurant
$1 : Catalog of haiku poems dedicated to 1980s hit series “Growing Pains”
$1 : 30 empty beer bottles from our morning staff meeting, ready for redemption
$1 : Secret file on VP’s mysterious past (Hint: She’s on the lam!)
$1 : Breakfast for two from our company fridge, including capers, a moldy hard-boiled egg and several ounces of an unidentifiable amber liquid
$1 : 50 shares of “Gilbert Associates for You” stock (Public, NYSE:GAY)
$1 : One hour of “Pimp My Facebook Page” consultation from our high school intern
$1 : List of slightly-offensive Twitter handle suggestions
$1 : Todd’s dignity *
* Not available in all markets.
All orders and inquiries should be directed to info@gilbertadvertising.com or via Twitter to @gilbertads.
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