10 Ways You Can Tell That It’s Obviously the Holidays at Gilbert & Associates

10. All clients advised their commercials should be done with “claymation."

9. Chill in the air – staff begins to wear closed-toe slippers, knee-length shorts, shirts.

8. Morning mai tais replaced with spiked “eggnog” lattes.

7. Team decides not to do intervention when Linda claims to believe that reindeer can fly.

6. Elves contact G&A for assistance with PR blitz, wish to be addressed as “cottage industry toy engineers.”

5. The words “yule log” worked into water cooler conversation with less snickering than usual.

4. Fruitcake Makers Guild appeals to G&A for image consultation, rebranding advice.

3. Human Resources sends out an e-mail reminding everyone of the legal ramifications of mistletoe in the workplace.

2. Larry wears flowing red garments with white furry accents without being hassled.

And the number one way you can tell that it’s obviously the holidays …

Gilbert & Associates will enjoy a short holiday break. Whoohoo!

Our office will be closed December 24, 25, 31 and January 1. Happy holidays, Mele Kalikimaka me ka Hauoli Makahiki Hou and mahalo nui loa.